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| This is a whole bunch of random crap I'm doing
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| Random Story #1 Last year I sat down and wrote a bunch of random short stories. Then I recorded myself reading them. This is the first of them. Features bald men, sinning, God, and whale safaris. | To download, Click here. |
| Random Story #2 Last year I sat down and wrote a bunch of random short stories. Then I recorded myself reading them. This is the second of them. Features ale, magic boots and old women! | To download, Click here. |
| Random Story #3 Last year I sat down and wrote a bunch of random short stories. Then I recorded myself reading them. This is the third of them. Features eskimos, stoned elephants, and, of course, china. | To download, Click here. |
| Random Story #4 Last year I sat down and wrote a bunch of random short stories. Then I recorded myself reading them. This is the fourth of them. Features ear wax puppets, death, midgets, and... Uh... Brine! | To download, Click here. |
| Midget Jesus Story I wrote a random story on a laptop, and drew a picture of Jesus in paint to go with it. You will be amazed! | To download, Click here. |
| Jesus Comic I drew this in my German book about 5 years ago and it offended my teacher. So I re-drew it to offend more people on the interweb! |  |
| Nigga Comic I drew it because it made me laugh in my head. If it offends you, go fuck yourself. |  |
| Best. Poetry.
Ever. This is some awesome poetry I just wrote. It's clearly a magnificent piece. Once upon this time, there were a many children dancing, Far between the lesbians then just were moving, prancing. Then the guy of morrowmoore went swiftly on the tube, For later that day there was a gay who tried to sniff a pube. The man came forth and raped by north while trying to eat his chicken. Among the lands of mayweather was where he put his dick in. Though south begun my tale, soon to north it go, For all the dames in Rochester were picking up my ho. Amidst the hustle comes now forth a shiney mongrel beast, Who eats the dames before they even started up their feast. So now we go to France, where the Temprin fam'ly lay, For that is where the dames found their saviour of clay. And with the clay they hit a gay, whose lands had since been reaped, Of corn and diarrhoea, too, for daft old men are heaped. But we can't forget those ladies of which had few penises, And while they did, we ran and hid, else we something amisses. I can't believe it happened on that most fateful of days, For when else could they have found the bucket full of gays? Are we to stop, or laugh, or cry, for now the morning broke? No, I cry, 'we wish to fly!' just as the brocolli spoke. We're led within, into the brine, before our hearts are taken, As never yet our minds will wet, and stuff like that is spaken. I do not like to ramble on, though I am doing so now. So I shall leave and grunt and heave, as I make merry sport of a sow. | To download, Click here. |
| Brandon Cassata's definition of
'fun' comic Brandon Cassata said he didn't find what went on at TDC fun any more. I couldn't resist. |  |
| Fire Truckness! I can turn into a fire engine lololol |  |
| Omoffög Comic Join Omoffög on his exciting adventures in Russia! Great, innit? |  |
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| A Tour of Casa
Phizzy lol it's like cribs m8 Join Phizzy on an exquisite tour of his amazing house. Sorry about the dark rooms. My camera isn't so good. A very rewarding experience is watching this. Length: 17:20 |  |
| Midget Got Shrink'd:
Advertisement Brand new TELEVISION ADVERT for Ectoprods' latest amazing wonderful game (spades): Midget Got Shrink'd! Coming October 2006. Length: 00:43 |  Set Picture Set Picture Set Picture |
| COSPLAY Here are some incredible cosplays I've done when I've been all alone in my room having fun with coats and hair nets. | Linkygogogo |
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